Your landing page is probably leaking money.
Not every site gets judged the same way. Apple can afford mystery. Your landing page probably cannot.
Paste your URL. Choose your vibe. Watch an AI brutally roast your website, pin the weak spots, and generate a Vibe Coder Prompt to ship the fix.
URL input
https://yourwebsite.com
Agent sequence
Watch the agent find what your visitors feel but never say.
Paste your URL.
Drop a link. The agent opens your page like a visitor who already decided to leave.
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Process
From URL to brutal clarity.
One roast. Multiple views. Every weak spot gets pinned.
01 / Capture
Multi-view capture.
Up to 5 screenshots. Homepage desktop, mobile, full page, and key internal pages.
02 / Judge
Structured conversion audit.
Clarity, CTA strength, trust, hierarchy, and offer scored against your goal and brand vibe.
03 / Roast
Pinned roast moments.
10 to 30 visual callouts from those views. Pretty websites can still leak money.
04 / Rebuild
Vibe Coder Prompt.
Prioritized fixes and a paste-ready prompt. Concrete copy and layout changes. No vague advice.
01 / Capture
Multi-view capture.
Up to 5 screenshots. Homepage desktop, mobile, full page, and key internal pages.
02 / Judge
Structured conversion audit.
Clarity, CTA strength, trust, hierarchy, and offer scored against your goal and brand vibe.
03 / Roast
Pinned roast moments.
10 to 30 visual callouts from those views. Pretty websites can still leak money.
04 / Rebuild
Vibe Coder Prompt.
Prioritized fixes and a paste-ready prompt. Concrete copy and layout changes. No vague advice.
Roast modes
Your brand has a vibe.
The roast should know that.
Pick an AI personality model. Same page, different damage. Tuned to how your brand actually sells.
Punchline mode
“CTA buried, headline vague, trust signals missing. Classic leaky funnel.”
Judging criteria
- Signup friction
- Value prop clarity
- Proof above fold
Output
The report that hurts
and actually helps.
Built for screenshots. Score, verdict, killers, and a Vibe Coder Prompt. Packaged like a premium audit you would actually post on X.
Final score
Looks okay, sells weak.
Verdict
“Clean design. Weak positioning. CTA needs a spine.”
Top conversion killers
High severity- 01Headline says nothing specific about outcome or audience.
- 02Primary CTA lacks contrast and action-oriented copy.
- 03No credible trust signals above the fold.
Vibe Coder Prompt
ReadyRebuild the hero with a specific headline, high-contrast CTA, and above-the-fold social proof. Paste into your AI builder and ship.
Share text
My website got roasted by AI. Score: 42/100. Apparently my CTA was hiding like it owed someone money.
Screenshot-worthy. Post it. Fix it.
Pricing
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One website roast costs 100 credits. Buy credits once and spend them when you need brutal clarity.
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FAQ
Questions before the roast.
One website roast costs 100 credits. Buy credits once. Spend them when you need brutal clarity.